grumpiplier

briannathestrange:

WOOOOOOOO! GIRL I’M GONNA GET MYSELF A NEW MANNNN!!! wa- BITCH I AIN’T NEVA SEEN NONE A THIS SHIT (?????HAHAHAHA??????????) BITCH I AIN’T NEVA SEEN NONE A THIS —- I (?????????) AN THEN HE TELL ME, HE TELL ME, HE TELL ME HE AIN’T GOT TIME HAHAHAHA I SAID “BITCH YA COME ON DOWN HERE N BUY ME SOME SHIT I GOT SOME SHOES I GOT SOME BLUES AND YOU GONNA COME DOWN HERE AN GET ME BOTH A THOSE” (you guys seen this shit, dude? d’ y—) MAH GIR—- MAH MAN TELL ME HE GOT MONEY INA’ BAAAAANK. IN DA BAAAAAAAAAAAANK. IN DA VAULT. MAH MAN COME OVA AND HE TELL ME HE GON GIMMIE A PRESENT. huhu HE COME OVA AN HE SAID “HU— MAH PRESENT IS MAH DICK, GURL”. I SAY “YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PRESENT IS? A WHOOP ASS!!!!!” HAHA